Thursday, March 11, 2010

Oy I Ate... Bacon!

Wow I can't believe I ate bacon, it's disgusting!

It's actually very good, but ich it's chazer!

Just another step farther away, just another step freer....

I decided to finally put my past behind me and only look to the future. It's the best decision anyone can make. I literally imagined turning around in a long tunnel away from the past and in towards the future.

BTW I may eat bacon but I will NOT be touching gebrux this Pesach....

9 comments:

Undercover Kofer said...

Mazaltov! Zol zayn mit gesunt!

yehudi said...

u will only rot in hell for this, teshuva will get you out.

No Longer Frum said...

Oy Yehudi- what what will happen to me if I don't believe in hell?

Haha - will I burn in hell even more if I do not believe in it?

Garkbit said...

Bacon's easy. Now try lobster.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I agree with Garkbit....bacon (which is admittedly delicious) is for causual OTDers, Lobster is for the truly committed. Hamevin yavin.

e said...

where are you gonna be for pesach?

No Longer Frum said...

Not sure E. I have some invites from family in Baltimore, but you know how I feel about misnagdim :)

Anonymous said...

PLEASE DO TESHUVAH! I BEG YOU FOR YOUR OWN SAKE! TESHUVAH HELPS ALWAYS! GEVALD!

Undercover Kofer said...

Yehudi, Anonymous: what are you doing on the Internet reading kofer stuff?!?

And if you are already into reading kofer stuff, take a look at my blog: http://undercoverkofer.blogspot.com.

Heh!